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david says:

Yo cannonball arms - you should have come along

Jules says:

cannonball arms???

WildChild says:

I'm responsible for that.

Johnny says:

apparently JP fancies Jon

WildChild says:

They misquoted me

Johnny says:

he wants his arms up him

WildChild says:

OKAY PEOPLE, HERE ARE THE FACTS!

Jon says:

Do not worry all of this will fade into insignificance after my performance at the Christmas Party!

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Jules says:

scared already

Johnny says:

Jon and JP, up a tree ....

WildChild says:

Okay, I said that "No-one can resist ZOE BALL'S CHARMS"

Johnny says:

no you said you want Jon

WildChild says:

and then Mike, bless 'im got it all wrong

WildChild says:

What?

WildChild says:

That's a lie

Johnny says:

thats libel that is

smogprince@hotmail.com says:

I am looking forward to the repeats of cannon & ball this christmas

Johnny says:

slander even

Johnny says:

he will have cannon ball runs the next day

david says:

Basically I think JP has become slightly over-excited as the masculine way you bash your keyboard, Jon. 'Canonball arms' it seems are a bit of a fixation.

WildChild says:

CANT YOU ALL SEE IM BUSY HERE PEOPLE DOING CODING

david says:

Johnny says:

busy, imagining his strong arms wrapped round you

smogprince@hotmail.com says:

Johnny are you saying that JP wants to run his special muscle over johns cannonballs?

WildChild says:

I wouldn't know how that felt like

Johnny says:

messy probably

WildChild says:

Jon's looking VERY confused

Johnny says:

no change there then

david says:

Jon, you DO work out though don't you?

Jon says:

what the #### goes on in Lebonese Restaurants these days?

WildChild says:

Okay

WildChild says:

Now strange as it may seem

david says:

thought so

Jon says:

I have a few ab machines round town...

Jules says:

problem with JP is that he rises to the bait so beautifully

smogprince@hotmail.com says:

JP = Jism Pony

Johnny says:

you think he's beautiful?

WildChild says:

WHAT BAIT?

WildChild says:

You're all dumber than a bag of hammers

Johnny says:

Julia and JP up a tree ....

WildChild says:

Wanna join in Miller?

Johnny says:

eeeuuuugh

david says:

it's miller time

WildChild says:

hahaha!

smogprince@hotmail.com says:

JP...you want a pint of Miller? What does that mean?

Johnny says:

hahahah

Jules says:

pure evil

WildChild says:

PEOPLE, PLEASE!

Johnny says:

i cant get a pint, it will take ages

smogprince@hotmail.com says:

Beg all you want JP, it won't change anything

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